9/28/2023 0 Comments Funny quotes about decisions“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twainġ5. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewiteġ4. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” Cassandra Duffyġ3. “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidlerġ2. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lamaġ1. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” Jeffrey Gitomerġ0. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” Unknownĩ. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” Tom Lehrerħ. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” Winnie the PoohĦ. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wildeĥ. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.” Lily TomlinĤ. Well, neither does bathing - that’s why we recommend it daily.” Zig Ziglarģ. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” Joe GirardĢ. “The elevator to success is out of order. I thought… surely, not every single quote out there is as ‘boring,’ ‘cheesy’ and ‘pointless’ as this LinkedIn user would have me believe?Īnd so this week, I’ve been on a quest to find the funniest, most witty and genuinely interesting motivational (and a few de-motivational) one-liners I could - in a bid to win over the cynics… enjoy. I stumbled across a rather aggravated post (rant) on LinkedIn the other day detailing a certain user’s distaste (and hatred, actually) for inspirational quotes (posters to be more precise).Īnd ironically, it inspired me to write this post!
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